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You Old Cow Happy Birthday Card
The you old cow happy birthday card pairs the teasing words "you old cow" with a clear happy birthday greeting. Its humour is deliberately direct, giving a familiar message a more pointed and playful character.
Made from card and written in English, this Huxters design keeps the birthday message brief and uncomplicated. The concise phrasing gives both parts room to land: the teasing address provides the joke, while the birthday wish states the occasion clearly.
For an informal celebration where a conventional greeting would feel too restrained, this card brings a teasing note to the birthday wishes. Hand it over as a deliberately cheeky way to acknowledge the day, with the familiar greeting still clear beneath the banter.
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A more personal find
Huxters' you old cow happy birthday card depends on knowing the recipient's sense of humour. The blunt address calls for someone comfortable with teasing, while the birthday wish keeps the occasion unmistakable. It is best suited to a relationship where that kind of banter is already welcome.
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What is it made from?
It is made from Card.
What are the dimensions?
It measures L 15 cm × W 15 cm × H 0.02 cm.
What does it weigh?
It weighs 0.020 kg.
Who makes it?
It is from Huxters.
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