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You Know You're Older Birthday Card
The you know you're older birthday card finds its joke in a familiar gardener's task: watering the garden. It imagines getting old enough not to have to do it, turning an everyday chore into a wry birthday line that makes ageing itself part of the fun.
Made from 350gsm uncoated paper, the card provides a surface for the handwritten birthday message. It is compatible with pens, pencils and markers without smearing or smudging, leaving the sender free to choose the writing tool that feels most natural.
The card is also recyclable, while its garden theme keeps the choice closely connected to the recipient. It is particularly fitting for a woman or man who loves gardening and enjoys a good laugh, giving their birthday a playful nod to a pastime they genuinely enjoy.
A more personal find
Huxters leaves this card blank inside, so its gardening joke does not dictate the rest of the birthday message. The open space can hold affectionate wishes, a teasing line or something entirely personal to the recipient, allowing the sender's own words to take over after the age-related humour.
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Helpful details to make choosing easier.
What is it made from?
It is made from Card.
What are the dimensions?
It measures L 15 cm × W 15 cm × H 0.02 cm.
What does it weigh?
It weighs 0.020 kg.
Who makes it?
It is from Huxters.
