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Cow Versus Steak Birthday Card
The cow versus steak birthday card places an unlikely face-off at the centre of its birthday joke. Its design pairs a cow with a T-bone steak, creating a humorously ironic contrast with direct appeal for carnivores and their appetite for food-themed wit.
Huxters makes it from carefully selected uncoated paper at a 350gsm thickness. The surface is compatible with pens, pencils and markers without smearing or smudging, allowing the birthday message to be added with whichever of those feels most natural.
Intended as a best friend birthday card, it combines the humour of the design with the sender's own words. It is a playful choice for a meat-loving friend who enjoys pointed, carnivorous wit on their birthday.
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A more personal find
Huxters makes the cow's fixed stare at the T-bone steak the whole point of the design, so the irony lands at a glance. For a carnivore with a taste for visual humour, the subject gives the birthday greeting a neatly targeted edge.
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What is it made from?
It is made from Card.
What are the dimensions?
It measures L 15 cm × W 15 cm × H 0.02 cm.
What does it weigh?
It weighs 0.020 kg.
Who makes it?
It is from Huxters.
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